The Pumpkin sucks all information about you ... to serve you personally and protect your freedom!
Knowing the secret source codes of almost any electronic device used in the World - making any personal password obsolete - the Pumpkin has unlimited access to enter your computer on-line while you type, look or read. The Pumpkin can collect information from any network and database worldwide, and from any government in the World that uses US-software. Your full medical history, personal records, financial records, professional records, shopping history, your political, social and sexual preferences, blacklists, all is accessible.
Your mobility, social network and habits are stored by trace and tracking your credit cards, access cards, shopping cards, membership cards and mobile phone(s), and your license plate by public or private camera networks. All your communications over electronic networks (telephone, email, chats, SMS, Website history) is recorded and stored. Your unique voice frequencies are recorded and can be uploaded to tracing filters.
The Pumpkin knows more about you than you know about yourself. While you forget due to overload of information, the Pumpkin don't.
All these data can be processed by data mining to make predictions about your behavior, your emotions, your profile, ... and to calculate the social, criminal or political risk you might represent. If you plan a Potemkin uprise against the Pumpkin forget it. It has a tremendous sense in proprioception and flexibitity in regeneration, and has a lot of hidden seeds.
Your data can be changed instantaneous, and even your voice-data can be reprogrammed to make "your voice" speak certain sentences you never would think about.
But what is the prime goal of the Pumpkin? It's spin doctors say: "We need all your data to guarantee your privacy, give you more security, and protect your freedom and the democracy. Heil Pumpkin! Heil Freddy".
1 comment:
But can it do the dishes?
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